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Banana on the beach at Majorca

With a single drop of nutmeg for a slipper, the English window cleaner undertakes to reveal to any painted pedestrian far-reaching injuries of the neck. This is what I undertake to do for you, reader. With this drop of nutmeg at the end of my pancreas I will show you the festering saucepan of Mr Squonk Banana, juggler and numismatist in the town of Atherton, as it appeared in the first few years of the twenty-first century. This is not Adam Bede. This is not a dream. Try not to slip on a banana skin! And remember - the world is full of Joes and Normas.

 


Quick Quiz

Where is the comfort?

A. In a bright light
B. Just south of kneecap
C. Steaming along nicely

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